The Sarcastic Journalist is a freelance writer and mother of two living near Houston, Texas. She has a degree in journalism and an addiction to magazines. She is hoping never to experience the "joy" of pregnancy again. You can find much more of her home-grown snark at: shenuts.com
In addition to recounting 40 not-so-glowing but hilarious weeks of her pregnancy for our pregnancy calendar the Sarcastic Journalist used her sarcasm super-powers to help make our new edgy sarcastic pregnancy tickers. Check 'em out!
Week 38 : The Vagina Dialogues
In case those weekly doctor’s visits aren’t enough, you can expect to have family members start calling to ask about the state of your girly bits.
From your mother-in-law to your grandma, every woman that you have ever met will call to ask “how you are feeling?”
Sure, they just want to see what’s going on…everyday.
The deal is that these women can get creative with the reasons they need to call. Have you seen that new cooking show? Do you need any more clothes for the baby? What’s the weather like where you are?
No matter what you do, no matter how much you threaten to never let “grandma” visit her first grandchild, these people will still call. It’s like they think they should get certain privileges when it comes to the state of your vagina.
Are you dilated? Has the baby dropped? Did she do an exam?
I don’t know why, but having to explain to my mom that yes, the midwife did put her hand down there and measured the opening in my cervix with her fingers wasn’t something I enjoyed doing.
I think that the worst part of the whole “waiting for baby” thing was the vagina talk. It’s like, how many ways can we discuss a vagina without actually saying “vagina?”
Personally, I think it is best to scare them with a little “TMI,” if you catch my drift.
“Well, after the doc fingered my cooch, we discussed my bloody mucous plug.” Any person that is interested after you use the phrase “fingered my cooch” deserves all the information you’re willing to give.
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lol! yeah.. my boyfriends mother.. is really really really driving me crazy...i just stopped going by her house.. shes like a greedy little kid trying to squeeze her way to the front of the ice cream line.. or somthing.. last time my boyfriend made me come over to his house with him..i stayed in the car..and told him to run in and do what he has to do...and this woman came outside and opened the car door and started talking to me.. one of those times i really wish i had automatic doorlocks.. im so done with all these anxious relatives..
Comment on 13th Sep '06 @ 12:11 pmThis comment is 1
funny as hell
Comment on 6th Oct '06 @ 9:12 pmThis comment is 1
my mother in law never calls and that's totally fine with me. i get aggrevated when people touch my stomach and don't ask. when the personal questions begin, i lose service on my phone (if you catch my drift). I think if we're supposed to be mature individuals, then watching what we say and ask is a part of mature stability. I think pregnant women need to come together and write a book called-WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A PREGNANT WOMAN! be blessed and good luck to all pregnant women.
Comment on 10th Oct '06 @ 5:52 pmThis comment is 1
We live in Illinois, and my sister in law is out on the west coast for a job thing, and let me tell you, she drives me nuts! Shes 27 years old, never has moved away from home except college, and doesnt plan on moving out anytime soon. Well, she has to call her mom every day, sometimes multiple times a day to see how everyone in the community and their dog is doing. She constantly has to know EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about 'Whats going on wit Jen? What did the doctor say? How many more days? Is she excited? How does she feel?' blah blah blah. I hate people like this. She is just five times more annoying because she has never even had a boyfriend and ever since we found out I was pregnant, whenever we talk about something going on with my pregnancy, or my plans for our daughter...she always has something to say about 'oh, when I have kids...' Grr. I think she needs to get a life first, and everyone else, too...that has to know everything about whats going on with me right now. I hope no one else has a nightmare like this on their hands when they are already quite irritable anyhow!
Comment on 13th Oct '06 @ 1:36 pmThis comment is 1
I work as a cashier at a clothing store, and I didn't mind it at first but now it's getting crazy. Every person(that speaks english atleast) asks me 1.when are u due? 2. Boy or a Girl? 3. Is this your first? By that third question Im done ringing and Im getting pissed off. I wish I could answer them by just placing a sign on my fat belly that explains everything, I am not married i dont plan on it Im due on Oct 30th Yeah a Halloween Baby I know when Halloween is. We dont know the sex--which causes a whole new conversation by the way--Because the baby was moving too much..AHHHH It drives me crazy.
Comment on 17th Oct '06 @ 11:32 pmThis comment is 1
Ha! Ha! That is sooo something I would say!
Comment on 25th Oct '06 @ 1:16 pmThis comment is 1
I was rolling on the floor in regards to the "TMI" paragraph...
Comment on 20th Nov '06 @ 4:05 amThis comment is 1
Funny and oh so true!
Comment on 8th Dec '06 @ 8:54 amThis comment is 1
I think you should all be glad you have people in your life who care enough to ask . If someone asks a question your not comfortable with change the subject or be honest and say your uncomfortable. My husbands parents are deceased and my parents are very self absorbed I think your lucky people care enough to ask.
Comment on 13th Dec '06 @ 7:07 amThis comment is 1
Ditto Shannon. My family is 3 states away and my in-laws are speak mostly with my husband. So i am charmed when anyone expresses interest in my pregnancy. Most people are so absorbed in their own lives and agendas they could really care less. Either oblige or politely change the subject. But quit whining!
Comment on 30th Dec '06 @ 6:29 pmThis comment is 1
For my first pregnancy, I learned from the frustration of my co-worker (and dear friend): As her due-date approached, she was questioned by more and more people about every pregnancy detail; then, as she arrived to work, day after day, after her due-date, the comments started feeling more 'rude' (Haven't you had that baby yet!? You're STILL here?! etc.) She even spoke out about it, but that didn't stop people (and she was frustrated enough, being late!)
So my little trick was: don't announce the due date! I went a little extreme: I didn't even tell my Mom, and my husband was under strict orders not to tell his Mom, no matter how much she begged. Our only response was, "I'm due the first half of May." When people wanted more info, I just said, "The due date's just an estimate anyway." I was surprised how most people accepted this as an answer, and left it alone after that!
P.S. The night I did go into labor, neither my Mom or Mother-in-law could sleep: they both had that, "mother's instict," and weren't surprised when my husband called to tell them we were on our way to the hospital!
Comment on 9th Jan '07 @ 2:13 pmThis comment is 1
This is why I'd rather talk to my mother-in-law and my own mother right now! She's had five kids and my hubby's youngest sibling is 3! So she doesn't ask "what did the doctor say?" or any of it! It's such a relief. The closest she comes is to ask me if I'm doing to much at work, but she has every right since We worked together and she KNOWS I'm doing to much. Just a side note. Why does no one tell you that "We're going to see if your dialating" really means "Let me see if I can touch the baby, THE HARD WAY"?
Comment on 21st Jan '07 @ 7:56 amThis comment is 1
How about a freaky neighbor who wants EVERY detail? She acts like we're best friends, calls ALL the time and just doesn't get it. She thinks she has all the answers as she used to be an OB nurse, about 20 years ago. She even asks my pregnant friends insanely personal questions. She IS worse than my family!!!
Comment on 26th Jan '07 @ 9:12 pmThis comment is 1
LOL... very true. I was wondering if I was the only one who thought it was strange to have stangers ask "are you dilating yet?" which in other words is like asking "So, what's up with your vagina?"
Comment on 6th Feb '07 @ 7:25 pmThis comment is 1
That was so wonderfully funny and true.
Comment on 21st Feb '07 @ 4:49 pmThis comment is 1
haha. i love reading your articles!
Comment on 24th Feb '07 @ 12:54 pmThis comment is 1
this was great...made me smile..im in my 38th week and its so true! cousins, grandmas and in-laws want to know everything thats going on...somethings are private...
Comment on 9th Mar '07 @ 9:32 pmThis comment is 1
I am in my 36th week, and I think all the attention is great! Pregnancy is so exciting, especially for people who arent pregnant. In my family, NOTHING is private and I wouldnt have it any other way! These are little things, people don't live forever ... enjoy them while they are with you!
Comment on 14th Mar '07 @ 4:21 pmThis comment is 1
Come on people, stop being so damn sensitive. You should be happy that your family cares enough about you and your pregnancy to inquire about how you are doing. If they didn't, you would be complaining that no one cares or pays attention to the fact that you are pregnant. I am 38 weeks pregnant and a first time mommy-to-be and I am loving the attention. It's great that people will take time out of their day to show appreciation, love, compassion, and concern. And when strangers step out of their normally self-absorbed world to inqure about your pregnancy, that shows me that this world isn't such a bad place to bring a child into.
Stop focusing on the negative and be happy! You are having a baby, after all!
Comment on 15th Mar '07 @ 6:18 amThis comment is 1
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all....
So, I won't comment on that last part.
People figure being pregnant is mostly what is on your mind and want to be a part of sharing in the joy.
Family of the baby want to celebrate with you, not annoy you.
sheesh....
Comment on 24th Mar '07 @ 2:05 pmThis comment is 1
The questions aren't so bad for me. I have difficulty hearing, but it isn't an issue, because it's always the same questions!
My MIL's unsolicited advice is a little wearing. She hasn't had a kid in over 20 years, and thankfully my husband fields most of it: "Well, Mom, ALL carseats have those features nowadays." "No, don't worry, we won't store steak knives in the crib." Stuff.
Comment on 27th Mar '07 @ 11:43 amThis comment is 1
i hate being asked all the questions. now that i've answered them all about a million times, i just re-direct the conversation saying "i dont feel like talking about it right now". and as for people asking about my doctor visits, all of my family asks "so what did the doc say?" and my response is always "the same thing she said last time and all the times before then- im doing fine." lol.. no vagina questions for me :)
Comment on 1st Apr '07 @ 9:27 pmThis comment is 1
I get all those questions from anyone from my family to someone at the grocery store I have never met. my family asking doesn't bother me so much it's more of how are you feeling? which is nice that they are concerned-and I feel for people who don't have relatives for that purpose whether they are not there or too self absorbed (most of my family that is concerned is in laws) but it can get rather irratating when you are at your wits end being pregnant in the first place and they have all the advice in the world (usually the worst is when its someone you are not close to or a stranger.)I see both sides but I don't see this as whining I don't feel comfortable with certain people asking if I am dialated and those certain people should not ask and I had the whole 10 minute conversation thing is this your first boy or girl why do you not know when are you due oh I think its a boy now I want to find all those people and say ha ha ha its a girl just like we thought I might try the last comment on my mother in law though she would get a kick out of it ha ha
Comment on 9th May '07 @ 7:09 amThis comment is 1
I don't mind the questions about the baby. I do mind when people make assumptions about touching or asking about my love life. I am single, I'm not with the father, I have no wedding ring or engagement ring. I don't like the questions about why it didn't work out, or why did I not try harder with him. I don't think it's whining to not want to continuously answer questions about the baby. If someone (when you weren't pregnant) asked about how your lady parts are doing, people would be a little offended and tired of hearing it. And if someone is tired of answering questions, it's absolutely not okay to put them down like some people have here. We're all pregnant, we need some solidarity for christ's sake. No one has a right to call someone a name or insinuate something just because they don't agree.
Comment on 24th May '07 @ 5:36 pmThis comment is 1
i saw kerri`s comment.. and yeah i work at a shoe store, and i have those same questions! haha.. in that same order.. when are you due? boy or girl? is this your first? how old are you? are you excited? and i`m due 4th of july so i have to hear "ahhh fire cracker baby!" gosh.. sometimes i just want to say "what are you talking about? i'm not even pregnant." to stop the convo before it begins. i got on maternity leave june 12th though so not much longer!
Comment on 31st May '07 @ 10:25 amThis comment is 1
I know that people are just concerned and like to feel involved, but that's the thing that I've been most aggrivated about throughout my whole pregnancy. Everyone asks the same questions and when you work with 50 women everyday, you have to answer the SAME questions over and over and over. In the beginning, every single person I talked to would ask me if I had been having morning sickness or if I have been throwing up. Not only did I get tired of answering this question, when I'd say yes, we would have to have another 10 minute conversation about what I should do about that. I finally got to the point where I'd just say "I've been feeling pretty good" just so I wouldn't have to have the conversation AGAIN! And my husband had the nerve to ask me why I was lying to people when they asked if I had been sick! UGH! lol.
Comment on 8th Jun '07 @ 12:51 amThis comment is 1
i get mostly frusterated when the SAME people ask the Same questions! like i've already told you the due date, and the name, and so on and so forth...so i didnt even tell people the name yet, i just say...we're not sure yet. this sometimes causes more conversation, but its conversation, not just small talk and short questions. and the all time annoying question...did you have your baby yet? ha! obviously i didnt and if i did, you would know about it, unless you suck and in that case, dont bother asking! haha
sorry, im 38 weeks, irritable and i have a 2 year old who i stay home with, so im extra irritable and when i get somewhat cranky i get a surprized response from my family. for crying out loud, people, cut me some slack!
Comment on 24th Jun '07 @ 9:33 amThis comment is 1
I Think This Article Is Great, The Writer Of It Is Very Talented!!!!!
Comment on 28th Jun '07 @ 9:19 pmThis comment is 1
I have to agree with you all who think that its just the pregnancy hormones making everyone a little "over-sensitive". I think its nice that people come out and say, "Wow, you really look like you're glowing!" or "Do you know what sex you're having?" I think people are just grateful to see that there will be something new, precious and innocent in the world again. I dont really mind when people ask me how I'm feeling, and when my MIL pats my belly, I just think its cool to see her acting like a grandmother already.
And if anyone gives you any hassle about not wanting to know the sex of the baby until delivery, just tell them that it gives you all the more reason to push!! ;-)
Comment on 10th Jul '07 @ 3:42 pmThis comment is 1
I work in a mall setting and get asked these questions CONSTANTLY. It doesn't bother me from friends, family, and co-workers, but when random shoppers walk up and start touching the belly and asking the same questions...GRRR. I have to stop my work when a customer arrives. 90% of their questions are about the baby. What I would like to remind them of is that I'm here to work. If you want a cell phone or have problems with one, then we'll talk. Until then, back off. Especially with just reaching over and rubbing the belly. Touch me again and I'm gonna deck ya, bad customer service or not :-)
Comment on 31st Jul '07 @ 8:29 pmThis comment is 1
This is too funny. I'm a shy keep to myself person and I'm tired of all the questions from strangers and family. I don't want to tell people what is going on down there. My MIL asked the other day if I have had any liquid leaking from me. I'm not sure who was more uncomfortable, my boyfriend or me.
Comment on 8th Aug '07 @ 6:23 amThis comment is 1
what happened to the shenuts.com website?!?!?!
Comment on 10th Aug '07 @ 6:03 amThis comment is 1
"Fingered my cooch"... hilarious!! Yes, telling a coworker about how much you've "deflowered" since the last appointment is by far one of the best ways to indirectly talk about the inner vagina!!
Comment on 14th Aug '07 @ 10:06 pmThis comment is 1
I think the people who thing we are being oversensitive need to lighten up themselves. I'm glad you don't mind people asking you the same question 50 times in a week. I do! I don't want people who didn't call me the whole 4 months I was on bedrest to see how I'm doing to now call me every single day to ask when the baby is due. That's not caring, it's nosey! Plus, if I want you to know something, I will tell you. But the only person who needs to know what my dr said is my husband. Just because I'm blessed (and I recognize that it's just that) to still have my parents doesn't mean I have to be happy that they are constantly calling. I'm a private person. No one calls me every day when I'm sick, or hurt, don't do it now!
Comment on 29th Aug '07 @ 8:38 amThis comment is 1
lol! the paragraph about "fingering the cooch" was soooo funny! I do feel happy that others express an interest in my pregnancy. it makes me happy and I feel blessed to know that people care and are excited about my pregnancy like I am. Sometimes people do get too personal, and that is where they need to realize that as adults, we need to watch what we say! but some people, like my mother-in-law don't understand that concept! last time I saw her i decided not to go into the house (she made some comments about my pregnancy weight gain that ticked me off and i really don't feel like talking to her.)She was outside and began to wave and shout hello...i didn't even look at her and rolled up the window...lol.
Comment on 14th Sep '07 @ 3:10 amThis comment is 1
LOL...You all are so funny! I liked my relationship with my boyfriend's mother BEFORE the pregnancy announcement. Now she calls everyday with a million questions, constantly asking about my symptoms and every detail of my life, and giving lots of unsoliticited, old fashioned advice based almost completely on old wives tales and this weird spiritualism/psyhic stuff that she strongly believes in. My boyfriend hands me the phone like I am obligated to talk to her. She is already obsessed with her son/my boyfriend on a really weird level that freaks me out. Its like he is her whole life. She writes poems about him and acts like he was just born himself even though he is 37 years old and been on his own since he was 18. Ever since he was born 37 years ago, she stopped her whole social life and never dated or got married and still she doesn't do anything except call him and depend on him. She never goes out with other people. I am afraid she might be the same way with my child (obsessed) when it is born and I just need some space!
Comment on 24th Sep '07 @ 3:45 pmThis comment is 1
Having done this once before, I'll say this:
Our little "angels" are getting on our sciatic nerves by making us pee 40 times an hour and making our legs feel like we could perform the lead role in Riverdance when all we want to do is sleep. We're antsy, excited and mentally DONE, and all the doc can say is, "yep, there's definitely a baby in there." So when the calls comes in from our Mom's, Mil's (or weirdly enough in my case, FIL's) best friends, random strangers and curiosity hounds, the urge to scream, "You'll meet the kid when he's damn well good and ready to come out!!!" may be pounding in our heads!
Or maybe not. Maybe we are thrilled by the extra attention and don't mind sharing every last detail! Whatever you feel, blessed or cursed, by the amount of attention you are receiving is OK!!! And It's equally ok to say to someone, "Y'know, I wish I had some answers for everyone, but I don't. I'll CALL YOU when I know what's up" and then refuse the hourly calls if they don't respect that answer. It's all about comfort zones! Fortunately, most people will cut you a break if you play the pregnancy card after requesting privacy.
Example: Today I visited my Doc and my husband (home with the toddler) called to see how the appt. was going. I told him that my Group B strep was positve and that I would need antibiotics during delivery, that I was a CM dialated, and that the baby was "sky high" according to the OB. When I got home, he was fielding calls from friends, his sisters, father AND mother (and those two live together - Can't they just tell EACH other?! LOL!) I finally hollored, (with sister #3 listening in the backround) "Ok, do we HAVE to tell the Pope that I have a vaginally passed infection? Could we MAYBE leave that part out??? I'm embarrased enough as it is!" According to hubby, she started laughing and said, "I totally understand and that's completely cool!" So don't be afraid to speak up!
Meanwhile, MY family's stance is, "Let us know when he's ready to play whack a mole, and we will be right there!"
The relationships are so different, and neither is wrong. Just remember that they are excited too, without the added extras like back pain, swelling, hormones, sleep deprivation and twitchy legs, to add to thier frustration. They do mean well!
PS: Think this is bad? Wait until the kid comes out and you get THIS STUFF:
Did you get to see the placenta?
How's the breast/bottle feeding going?
How many stitches did you get?
You look swollen. Are you alright?
I remember that MY labor was an 18 hour home birth with NO epidural. Did YOU get an epidural?
How much weight di you GAIN?!
Good times, GOOD times!
Comment on 4th Oct '07 @ 3:16 amThis comment is 1
this has got to be one of the best things i ever read on this site! the fact that it said "fingering my cooch" is beyond hilarious! i think i'm going to pull that one out from now on when people ask.
Great write up! explained my feelings perfectly!
Comment on 13th Oct '07 @ 11:34 amThis comment is 1
Hahaha, I think that is so funny! I couldn't find a way for people to stop asking me. Thanks for the gret idea. And the funny thing is, they can expect it from me. I think they will still ask the questions though. lol
Comment on 22nd Oct '07 @ 9:48 pmThis comment is 1
fingered my cooch...I LOVE IT!
Comment on 30th Oct '07 @ 12:43 amThis comment is 1
So funny and so true!!!
Comment on 4th Nov '07 @ 9:42 amThis comment is 1
At least for most people its just women asking them. Try explaining labor to your father lol
Comment on 16th Nov '07 @ 5:01 amThis comment is 1
haha. thats hilarious. i think my mom and grandma would still continue talking about it but that would stop the others from asking. thats great.
Comment on 19th Nov '07 @ 5:19 amThis comment is 1
I am glad to know I am not the only one who has to deal with the embrassing questions on the state of my vigina. My mother in-law thought it would be a great idea to bring up my leakage in front of friends and family on thanksgiving morning. And now she is telling my friends about it. I know she is just concerned and she means well, but where is the couth in it all. But I just may try that whole "TMI" thing the next time the contents of my vigina arr brought up as a family and public conversation
Comment on 26th Nov '07 @ 10:57 pmThis comment is 1
LMAO!!! I AM SOOOOO GONNA DO THAT NEXT TIME MY MOTHER-N-LAW CALLS!
Comment on 3rd Dec '07 @ 1:03 pmThis comment is 1
That is the funniest thing ever because it happens to me everytime i work into my husbands work, still carrying the baby the guys say then where the girls come around whats going on? and then they start on the pregancy stories.. sometimes i just walk away and tell them that im going to eat lunch with my husband..
Comment on 13th Dec '07 @ 7:42 amThis comment is 1
I WAS just laughing so hard i was crying...hahha...
Comment on 22nd Dec '07 @ 10:11 pmThis comment is 1
lmao... its true, my mother and grandmother are constantly asking. NO there have been no changes since 12 hours ago when you asked.
Comment on 28th Dec '07 @ 5:36 pmThis comment is 1
lol but it is so true
Comment on 1st Jan '08 @ 10:23 amThis comment is 1
I love this article! IT is so true and so perfect and exactly what I needed to brighten up my day. I love the attention and the fact that people care.. I always thought that I was perhaps to open but I am glad to see this is a common "normal" issue. Thanks for the humour in these not so funny days.
Comment on 5th Jan '08 @ 11:46 amThis comment is 1
I got some really annoying questions too. But get this, it was about the baby's name! For crying out loud, we're gonna name her what we want and nothing you suggest so back off! I had people telling me after my son was born that the only reason I still has a pretty big belly was because I was constipated! Good grief, is there no limit to the suggestions?!? I mean come on. I know I have a big belly left over but geez I feel bad enough about it already, without all of your comments on it thanks. To make things worse, I have a SIL that has a bigger stomache than me and she still claims that breastfeeding helps you lose the weight faster, Hah! She breastfed her second boy until he was over 3 years old and she has a HUGE stomache, come on if it didn't work for you, why in the world would you suggest it to me. Anyways, enough about that. Good luck everyone. God Bless!
Comment on 24th Jan '08 @ 12:52 pmThis comment is 1
uhhgg.. im hating the intrusive questioning right now... my mother in law has to drive me to my doc apointments at this time and she insists on asking me about my exam while still in the waiting room... and all i want to do is leave.. my coat on.. my information in hand... im trying to go out the door and shes asking me what they did and what this or that means.. and there are other ppl there listening.... WELL... the doc gave me a pelvic exam and said im 1.5 cm dialated and to not be alarmed if i have some spotting tonight.. but to watch for leaking of the amniotic fluid and get ready for diareah.... and she says.. oh really? so what happens if you leak amniotic fluid? when will you get diareah and why do you have to look for it? the whole time every person in the waiting room is looking at us and listening... and me.. with social anxiety disorder... UHHGGG....
and then theres the getting a sono.. if she finds out one is going to happen.. she wants to come to it.. i cant tell her no.. id actually like her to be there.. but .. she then invited her husband and i dont feel comfortable with him being there because hes a guy... hes not my husband.. i barely know him.. and he gets to see my belly and pubic area when doing the sono.... bleh.. :(
im SO glad im getting induced 2 weeks before my due date ;)
Comment on 27th Jan '08 @ 3:12 pmThis comment is 1
for me, specifically, im happy when someone asks about my pregnancy or wants to touch my belly. I'm 37 and its my first child and i couldnt be prouder or more willing to talk about it, most of the time anyway, unless my hormones are raging :) My parents are both passed away and the father is not involved anymore, so its just me and those who care to become involved. i miss having a mother to talk to about the "joys" of pregnancy and all that goes with it. i say, count your blessings and remember that they wont always be here. enjoy them while you can, so you dont look back years from now with regret.
Comment on 14th Feb '08 @ 8:48 amThis comment is 1
Fingered my cooch... LMAO ; )
Comment on 10th Mar '08 @ 6:35 amThis comment is 1
Just a note for all the people that are worried about the negativity this is called “The Sarcastic Journalist” HELLO!?! If you want something more positive maybe read something else! I have totally enjoyed the articles and peoples posts (for the most part) Everyone that is saying stop whining please go read something else.
Comment on 21st Mar '08 @ 1:03 pmThis comment is 1
My Son's girlfriends having a baby in the next few weeks, having lost her Mom, I think she's glad to have sonmebody who cares and phones and takes her out, some people don't realise when they are well off.
Comment on 2nd Apr '08 @ 3:41 amThis comment is 1
What a trashy thing to say. They're just excited about the baby. Grow up already. If you're that sensitive about people asking about it wait until you have a ton of strangers down there examining you constantly while you're in labor. You sound really tacky and immature.
Comment on 30th Apr '08 @ 9:55 pmThis comment is 1
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Comment on 2nd May '08 @ 5:39 pmThis comment is 1
My fiances mother....My soon to be mother in law calls all the time but i kinda enjoy it because my parents could care less their still mad that i had my son at age 15.....This being my fiances first child his whole family has been supportive and i actually love it, i think its sweet, they arent trying to be annoying they just want to express their happiness
Comment on 7th May '08 @ 5:31 pmThis comment is 1
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