The Sarcastic Journalist is a freelance writer and mother of two living near Houston, Texas. She has a degree in journalism and an addiction to magazines. She is hoping never to experience the "joy" of pregnancy again. You can find much more of her home-grown snark at: shenuts.com
In addition to recounting 40 not-so-glowing but hilarious weeks of her pregnancy for our pregnancy calendar the Sarcastic Journalist used her sarcasm super-powers to help make our new edgy sarcastic pregnancy tickers. Check 'em out!
“They” say that your energy should start coming back during the second trimester. For me, having “energy” meant having the ability to get off the couch and make it to the kitchen to get the cookies instead of asking someone else to do it for me.
After a first trimester where rearranging the pillow behind my head seemed like too much effort, I would take any type of energy I could. That’s why, at 15 weeks, I joined a gym.
Getting anything done at the gym often took more effort than the activity I planned on doing. First I’d have to pee about five times, just to make sure I had it all out. Then, I’d weigh myself. I’d have a sip of water. Oh wait, I’d have to pee again.
Eventually, I’d make it to the workout area or the pool, depending on what activity I had planned for that day. Once there, I’d have my hormonal freakout because either the TVs were tuned to the “wrong” station or annoying children were playing in my swim lane.
At one point, I actually had to give myself a “time out” so I wouldn’t cause permanent damage to the young boys playing Marco Polo.
Sure, exercise can produce “endorphins” that might help with all the pregnancy “hormones,” but dealing with all the wahoos at the gym sure cancelled them out.
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This is exactly how i feel! this is my first and i can totally relate!
I am tired all the time too. I have to go up and down stairs at work and by the second run I'm out of breathe. My mother-in-law says I shouldn't be cranky, cause it effects the baby- Does she think I want to be cranky?
I understand about constantly having to pee and zero energy. My husband wants me to exercise but don't have the energy. I'm only 15 weeks.
i feel your pain if it werent for having to pee 20 times an hour i wouldnt ever get out of bed, in fact except for food and bathroom my bed is my safe place, lol
I was told the same...be ready to have energy you don't know what to do with, ha! My dirty house, half put up holiday decor and husband are waiting! The pee thing OMG is auful, I work at lowes and the bathroom is on the opposite end of the store :( I paid for a membership to go to the local pool and have only been once...I don't think I could get the suit on then if I do I am sure I won't get it off. Where is the energy? I'm 16 weeks
i have a little bit more energy but not a huge amount. it takes all my energy to just get a load of dishes or laundry done. i absolutely dread going to the bathroom, my one and only toilet is upstairs..so i consider it my exercise walking up and down the stairs!!
I completely understand what you are going through. I am already a mom to two boys. A ten year old, and a five year old. In the begining of this pregnancy I could barely get up, and get ready for the day. The couch had my body imprinted on it! lol. Now we are in week 15 and I still have nausia, and very little energy. Both symptoms have imporved a little, but not much. It was never like this with my boys....ugh...
i love you. that is totally me and my prego self.
yeah i know what you all mean - i'm up enough to do stuff around the house and go to my afternoon job, but the thought of going for a walk (the beach is only 15 mins walk away) makes me tired just thinking about it.... i also have a desire to swim - so am thinking of joining a pool instead of the gym - i feel awkward and giant at the gym when i used to go - it's all too ompetitive! :o)
I am still vomiting and feeling weak in my 15th week. Working out? Nope, not in my list yet as I can hardly even lift myself off the couch.
i dont have any energy still im always tired and moody im 15 weeks
Hahahahahaa. I know what you mean.
I'm having my 3rd in August and my energy is gone. With my second I still had ok energy but now I wish I could stay in bed all day. I wish that was an option. It better come back because if my house isn't spotless by the time this baby is born, my MIL will have a fit. She likes to talk behind my and my sisters in laws back about how clean our houses are. It's rude but that her.
I'm not so sure about working out. I have two kids and that's enough of a workout for me. Besides, I cook, clean, do laundry and run errands. Yeah that's enough. Forget the extra work outs.
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ROTFL. I can't stop laughing about this one. hilarious.
i'm really glad i don't have that feeling...ofcourse i'm tyred some times but i'm working 3 jobs so i think it's allowed ;-)
the only thing i also have i going to the toilet...i'm scared to drnk any water cause with my scedule i really don't have any time to go to the bathroom...lol
love sandra
ps sorry for the bad english but i'm from holland
i totally agree with everything mentioned in the article.the thing that annoys me the most is that everytime a have a sip of water i got to go to the bathroom so i end up visit the toilet instead of working out.
I'M GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TIRED ALL THE TIME , I AM 15WKS AND STILL FEEL LAZY AND DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING BUT GET UP AND EAT, I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT 15 MONTHS SHE ALONE KEEPS ME BUSY AND GETS ME EXCERSING WITH OUT EVEN TRYING OR WANTING TO.WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER AND SHE NAPS I JUST STARE AT MY LAUNDRY HOPEING A MIRACLE WOULD HAPPEN AND IT WOULD GET DONE ALL BY IT SELF JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJ.
I agree i have never expereinced this burst of engergy people keep talking about during the second trimester. People keep telling me i must have more energy and i just should not be tired all the time....lol going to the gym is a joke and it takes my energy to get their. When people tell me i should get more sleep i tell them my schedual (full time job and full time college student) and ask them to tell me when i should sleep :)
How funny, it feels so good to hear that I'm not the only one going through the no energy thing. The worst part is my gym is only an elevator ride away, and thinking about it takes all of my energy so I don't end up going! Good luck ladies...
i felt the same way!
***hey thats great because i was starting to think i was a lazy bum. But lately i've been having a feeling of wanting to swim! So, your article was funny and touching lol
So relieved to hear this. I was worried because I was still tired in the 2nd trimester. Part of it is the lower blood pressure....makes me dozy. Cracked up at your thoughts about the rowdy kids! Glad I'm not alone believing being pregnant doesn't make all other people's kids little angels!!
i also have just enough energy to get off the couch to feed myself.i thought i would be back to my good old normal lazy by choice.i find even the three days i spent shopping for christmas but out of commission for a couple of days.i really need to get a good pair of shoes
I can totally relate. It is more efort for me to get to the gym then actually work out. From finding comfy shoes to finding a shirt that covers everything but doesnt give me that fat and frumpy feeling. I am just glad my gym is still small and uncrowded, toerhwise I would never make it there.