The Sarcastic Journalist is a freelance writer and mother of two living near Houston, Texas. She has a degree in journalism and an addiction to magazines. She is hoping never to experience the "joy" of pregnancy again. You can find much more of her home-grown snark at: shenuts.com

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Week 15 : Just enough energy to FREAK OUT

“They” say that your energy should start coming back during the second trimester. For me, having “energy” meant having the ability to get off the couch and make it to the kitchen to get the cookies instead of asking someone else to do it for me.

After a first trimester where rearranging the pillow behind my head seemed like too much effort, I would take any type of energy I could. That’s why, at 15 weeks, I joined a gym.

Getting anything done at the gym often took more effort than the activity I planned on doing. First I’d have to pee about five times, just to make sure I had it all out. Then, I’d weigh myself. I’d have a sip of water. Oh wait, I’d have to pee again.

Eventually, I’d make it to the workout area or the pool, depending on what activity I had planned for that day. Once there, I’d have my hormonal freakout because either the TVs were tuned to the “wrong” station or annoying children were playing in my swim lane.

At one point, I actually had to give myself a “time out” so I wouldn’t cause permanent damage to the young boys playing Marco Polo.

Sure, exercise can produce “endorphins” that might help with all the pregnancy “hormones,” but dealing with all the wahoos at the gym sure cancelled them out.

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posted 11th Nov
Nina Rose wrote:
This is exactly how i feel! this is my first and i can totally relate!
 
posted 4th Nov
This is my second pregnancy... My first I was so unemotional. This one things makes me Angry for no reason, or I just start crying. So frustrating! LOL. Working out is such an exhausting thing to think about!
 
posted 19th Aug
haha that made me laugh so hard cuz its so true
 
posted 9th Aug
PregoKathy wrote:
I am tired all the time too. I have to go up and down stairs at work and by the second run I'm out of breathe. My mother-in-law says I shouldn't be cranky, cause it effects the baby- Does she think I want to be cranky?
 
posted 8th Jul
kellyw927 wrote:
I understand about constantly having to pee and zero energy. My husband wants me to exercise but don't have the energy. I'm only 15 weeks.
 
posted 4th Mar
Kolbie's Mommy wrote:
i feel your pain if it werent for having to pee 20 times an hour i wouldnt ever get out of bed, in fact except for food and bathroom my bed is my safe place, lol
 
posted 3rd Mar
LMAO!! haha i get so annoyed so easy and i feel exactly the same way i would rather have someone else get me stuff but if i had to ill do it. energy is really not back at all i nap every day and if im not napping im eating which makes me tired again lol
 
posted 10th Dec '08
Tamarie wrote:
I was told the same...be ready to have energy you don't know what to do with, ha! My dirty house, half put up holiday decor and husband are waiting! The pee thing OMG is auful, I work at lowes and the bathroom is on the opposite end of the store :( I paid for a membership to go to the local pool and have only been once...I don't think I could get the suit on then if I do I am sure I won't get it off. Where is the energy? I'm 16 weeks
 
posted 2nd Dec '08
treemarie_902 wrote:
i have a little bit more energy but not a huge amount. it takes all my energy to just get a load of dishes or laundry done. i absolutely dread going to the bathroom, my one and only toilet is upstairs..so i consider it my exercise walking up and down the stairs!!
 
posted 29th Nov '08
haha that's funny!
 
posted 9th Nov '08
I have always been very active...but once I got pregnant, all I've wanted to do is EAT. I gave up on working out...I tried it for a week. My body just wasn't having it. I'm starting to give into my body's desire to just get fat for 9 months and deal with it later!
 
posted 4th Nov '08
The Sarcastic Journalist is sooooooo miserable! I'm exhausted too, and things annoy me...but geesh! Enjoy it!
 
posted 22nd Oct '08
yeah, i'm still EXTREMELY moody still ( I got suspended from my job because I spoke up to a VERY rude customer who was treating me like she was the queen of England and I was her personal slave), and fatigued. I wake up late and 3 hours later I'm taking another nap! I'm soo glad to hear that people are still as tired and moody as I am. I was starting to wonder if I was "normal" because everything I've read said that moodiness and nausea, and tiredness go away by this time. Thanks for making me feel not so crazy.
 
posted 22nd Sep '08
*Baby McCarter* wrote:
I completely understand what you are going through. I am already a mom to two boys. A ten year old, and a five year old. In the begining of this pregnancy I could barely get up, and get ready for the day. The couch had my body imprinted on it! lol. Now we are in week 15 and I still have nausia, and very little energy. Both symptoms have imporved a little, but not much. It was never like this with my boys....ugh...
 
posted 9th Sep '08
Are you kidding me lol at 15 weeks I'm more lazy and more tierd then i was at 9 weeks!
 
posted 8th Sep '08
energy? HA i still fall asleepat work. i finally had to break down and tell my boss i was pregnant so i wouldnt get fired for peeing, eating and sleeping all day! he didnt have a clue so he tore up the write up he already had ready!
 
posted 7th Sep '08
haha...the peeing is so crazy when you are pregnant!! yesterday i got sick of going pee and actually counted how many time I went..in a 1 hour time span I had to pee 4 times!! My husband thought iI was crazy when I told him this, but then he counted and I had to pee 6 times that hour... so ya my peeing schedule is about every 5-10 minutes..lol gotta love pregnancies lol
 
posted 31st Aug '08
jessie 2 23 09 wrote:
i love you. that is totally me and my prego self.
 
posted 24th Aug '08
that was hilarious!
 
posted 2nd Aug '08
Oh this was so funny. Makes me think of my mood swings with my husband. I'm upset because he's not paying attention then when he gives me the attention he's annoying me. I'm never satisfied lol.
 
posted 13th Jul '08
LisaPettifer wrote:
yeah i know what you all mean - i'm up enough to do stuff around the house and go to my afternoon job, but the thought of going for a walk (the beach is only 15 mins walk away) makes me tired just thinking about it.... i also have a desire to swim - so am thinking of joining a pool instead of the gym - i feel awkward and giant at the gym when i used to go - it's all too ompetitive! :o)
 
posted 13th May '08
subaresh wrote:
I am still vomiting and feeling weak in my 15th week. Working out? Nope, not in my list yet as I can hardly even lift myself off the couch.
 
posted 24th Apr '08
i realy hope this is verry true i cant stand the way my husband and 3 kids have been leting the house cleaning go it makes me sick just to look at it i have tryed helping but i dont get to far hopefully it will get better and hopefuly soon
 
posted 13th Apr '08
Kandi35 wrote:
i dont have any energy still im always tired and moody im 15 weeks
 
posted 8th Apr '08
Brandy wrote:
Hahahahahaa. I know what you mean.
 
posted 29th Mar '08
LOL...last night I had to pee like 6 times
 
posted 5th Jan '08
Kady wrote:
I'm having my 3rd in August and my energy is gone. With my second I still had ok energy but now I wish I could stay in bed all day. I wish that was an option. It better come back because if my house isn't spotless by the time this baby is born, my MIL will have a fit. She likes to talk behind my and my sisters in laws back about how clean our houses are. It's rude but that her.
 
posted 4th Jan '08
Kady wrote:
I'm not so sure about working out. I have two kids and that's enough of a workout for me. Besides, I cook, clean, do laundry and run errands. Yeah that's enough. Forget the extra work outs.
 
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posted 6th Nov '07
This was very funny, I thought i was wierd because i am more tired then i was the first trimester, and i find myself more irritable than ever. good one
 
posted 24th Oct '07
karley brown wrote:
I promise what I drink goes right through me!!
 
posted 17th Jul '07
chelsea wrote:
ROTFL. I can't stop laughing about this one. hilarious.
 
posted 12th Jul '07
mom_to_be wrote:
i'm really glad i don't have that feeling...ofcourse i'm tyred some times but i'm working 3 jobs so i think it's allowed ;-)

the only thing i also have i going to the toilet...i'm scared to drnk any water cause with my scedule i really don't have any time to go to the bathroom...lol

love sandra

ps sorry for the bad english but i'm from holland
 
posted 25th Apr '07
zambaby wrote:
i totally agree with everything mentioned in the article.the thing that annoys me the most is that everytime a have a sip of water i got to go to the bathroom so i end up visit the toilet instead of working out.
 
posted 23rd Apr '07
nancy wrote:
I'M GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TIRED ALL THE TIME , I AM 15WKS AND STILL FEEL LAZY AND DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING BUT GET UP AND EAT, I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT 15 MONTHS SHE ALONE KEEPS ME BUSY AND GETS ME EXCERSING WITH OUT EVEN TRYING OR WANTING TO.WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER AND SHE NAPS I JUST STARE AT MY LAUNDRY HOPEING A MIRACLE WOULD HAPPEN AND IT WOULD GET DONE ALL BY IT SELF JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJ.
 
posted 12th Apr '07
Jessica wrote:
I agree i have never expereinced this burst of engergy people keep talking about during the second trimester. People keep telling me i must have more energy and i just should not be tired all the time....lol going to the gym is a joke and it takes my energy to get their. When people tell me i should get more sleep i tell them my schedual (full time job and full time college student) and ask them to tell me when i should sleep :)
 
posted 3rd Apr '07
I am definitly relieved to find I'm not the only one who found my boost of energy was more of just me getting off the couch to go to the kitchen for food instead of asking someone to do it for me.. hahaha I've been waiting for this boost of energy the books talk about and it's never come. I, too, find myself glaring at other people's children as they run rampid through the store. My hormones are all out of whack... :)
 
posted 24th Mar '07
Shavonne wrote:
How funny, it feels so good to hear that I'm not the only one going through the no energy thing. The worst part is my gym is only an elevator ride away, and thinking about it takes all of my energy so I don't end up going! Good luck ladies...
 
posted 12th Feb '07
Allison wrote:
i felt the same way!
 
posted 12th Feb '07
Monica wrote:
***hey thats great because i was starting to think i was a lazy bum. But lately i've been having a feeling of wanting to swim! So, your article was funny and touching lol
 
posted 14th Jan '07
Chris wrote:
So relieved to hear this. I was worried because I was still tired in the 2nd trimester. Part of it is the lower blood pressure....makes me dozy. Cracked up at your thoughts about the rowdy kids! Glad I'm not alone believing being pregnant doesn't make all other people's kids little angels!!
 
posted 7th Jan '07
Becky wrote:
i also have just enough energy to get off the couch to feed myself.i thought i would be back to my good old normal lazy by choice.i find even the three days i spent shopping for christmas but out of commission for a couple of days.i really need to get a good pair of shoes
 
posted 11th Nov '06
sedatedhesitance wrote:
I can totally relate. It is more efort for me to get to the gym then actually work out. From finding comfy shoes to finding a shirt that covers everything but doesnt give me that fat and frumpy feeling. I am just glad my gym is still small and uncrowded, toerhwise I would never make it there.
 
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