The Sarcastic Journalist is a freelance writer and mother of two living near Houston, Texas. She has a degree in journalism and an addiction to magazines. She is hoping never to experience the "joy" of pregnancy again.
In addition to recounting 40 not-so-glowing but hilarious weeks of her pregnancy for our pregnancy calendar the Sarcastic Journalist used her sarcasm super-powers to help make our new edgy sarcastic pregnancy tickers. Check 'em out!
Weekly Article index
|week 1: The Trying Game|
week 2: Tease me, squeeze me (not that tight!)
week 3: The Indescribable Joys of Constipation
week 4: Breeders Ahoy!
week 5: A oui (wee) bit nervousÖ
week 6: Have you seen my fabulous hemorrhoids?
|week 21: What to accept when youíre expecting|
week 22: I'm not a b*tch, I'm pregnant!
week 23: The Pregnancy Pillow Problem
week 24: There's hair EVERYWHERE!
week 25: Tour de Stretch-pants
week 26: No really, poke me AGAIN, it's fun!
|week 7: The Sag Factor: Remembering the perky times|
week 8: Weíre having a ****!
week 9: Smile for the Dildo Cam Honey!
week 10: Shop till you drop (your pants)
week 11: Actually, I just LOVE vomiting!
week 12: Pregnant? Naaah, Iím just big boned!
week 13: Did you keep your receipts?
week 14: Letís hear it for the boys (and my fat butt)
week 15: Just enough energy to FREAK OUT
week 16: Flip a coin, hope for heads, get tails, cry.
week 17: Ultrasound, ultrasound on the wallÖ
week 18: Nine months and still confused
week 19: Decaf THIS!
week 20: Itís bird, itís a plane, itís Jackie Chan!
|week 27: It's a hormone festival... online!|
week 28: Shave it for someone who cares
week 29: A rose by any other name...
week 30: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll never have sex again!
week 31: It's my labor and I'll cry if I want to
week 32: Of all the nerve!
week 33: Breast mother EVER!
week 34: What a sweet little tumor!
week 35: Uhhh can I get a different mom?
week 36: Are we there yet?
week 37: I'm sorry, I've got to RUN!
week 38: The Vagina Dialogues
week 39: Tweak a little here and voila: Insta-baby!
week 40: Don't poop on me!